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Dilbert "The Knack" Cartoon- Engineers

This Minisode shows that sick days are not just for hangovers anymore! Stricken by a cold epidemic, 40% of the company drops dead and the rest become mutants. In comes Dogbert to find a solution that's acceptable to the boss - which every office worker knows is a bad move.

Internet voting takes the fun out of manual recounts. Dilbert builds the first online voting system, and soon he's courted by lobbyists, eager to make payoffs so as to elect the corrupt. Wait a second. How is this different from the previous system? Tags: minisode dilbert dogbert election fraud politician debate vote election president elect voter tally poll polling

by Scott Adams Dilbert's Dogbert deals with a system crash and contemplates a future in royalty.

by Scott Adams Dilbert's Dogbert takes the worry out of selling stocks and helps those who could help themselves by choose not too.

by Scott Adams Dilbert and Wally torture the boss and the boss shows decisive leadership.

by Scott Adams Dilbert's Pointy Haired boss asks the impossible and the garbage man gives Dilbert a weapon against incompetence.

Art jokes. How sophomoric. Dilbert is assigned to corner the art market. Somehow he succeeds, and that doesn't sit well with Leonardo Da Vinci and the art underworld. Dilbert gets an offer he can't refuse and The Boss takes his shirt off. Yikes.

Wayne Knight (Newman on Seinfeld) makes an appearance as an overbearing, overweight security guard - big stretch, eh? When Dilbert agrees to switch jobs with him for a day, he doesn't remember that a typical day at the office means total pandemonium.

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by Scott Adams Dilbert's Pointy Haired Boss tries and fails to fire Carol and Carol discovers a gender pay gap.

by Scott Adams Dilbert has some personal space issues and learns that arguing with women is futile.

Para todos aquellos que no comprendían porque su vida era distinta a la de los demás. La vida del que quiere ser ingeniero es dura, si no tienes el don, sufrirás perdiendo años de tu juventud en cualquiera de las escuelas, por el contrario si lo posees... será peor, tantos años de ineptitud social te marginará y te condenará a sólo ser comprendido por tus semejantes...

by Scott Adams Consultant Ratbert steers the Pointy Haired Boss in the right direction to lead the company.

heres the full one not just a minute of it

Dilbert goes to prison. On the upside, he doesn't have to go to work. Framed by his idiot boss, Dilbert makes the best of time behind bars. You might be surprised, but this bad-ass nerd has the business management skills to make it on the inside.

by Scott Adams Wally posts a comic at work while Catbert practices a little ageism.

Reminisce like it's 1999. With Y2K coming, Dilbert must fix the millennium bug in the mainframe before it's too late. Otherwise, as anyone who lived through Y2K remembers, the world will descend into total chaos and revert to an agrarian society.

by Scott Adams Dilbert and Dogbert confront the future and the Pointy Haired Boss has faulty data.

Dilbert is sassed by his alarm clock, which is in the form of Jeri Ryan's character 7 of 9, from the show "Star Trek: Voyager." Being a huge geek and once a huge Trekkie, I found this clip laugh-out-loud hilarious. Jeri Ryan makes a voice cameo.

Happy dilday, Dilmom. Dilbert must go through hell to get a birthday gift for his mom,. You know it as the mall. The trip revives difficult childhood memories and Dilbert finds more than he expects. Which was pretty much a gift certificate. Tags: minisode dilbert dogbert scott adams cartoon comic strip prime time animation tv cubicle engineer 90s mall mom dad

Corporate off-site meeting. Just the words make one nauseous, so imagine how Dilbert feels when it's held at his house. When the company is sued by the "Tree Lovers," the Boss holds a meeting at casa de Dilbert, and oddly enough, it's a bad idea.

Every large office has a "Todd." He's sweaty and knows how to fix paper jams. In this case, he's a fake co-worker created by Dilbert and the gang in a scheme for more cubicle space. But it gets out of hand when The Boss gets his tiny brain involved. tags: minisode dilbert dogbert scott adams cartoon comic strip prime time animation cubicle office work lie Kathy Griffin

Do you take stupidity with your coffee? Dilbert drinks from the mug of his superior and becomes infected with managerial DNA. Overcome with inability, imbecility and other middle-management skills, Dilbert eventually loses "the knack." Which is fine, so long as he doesn't operate any giant space lasers, right?

by Scott Adams Alice reveals the companies disaster plan and Wally reveals his true calling to Dilbert.